Creek Chandelier
How does a married couple have sex in a two story home at night?
The beds creek, The floors creek, paper think walls, chandeliers shaking below.
Kids bedrooms are upstairs..AND down stairs.. we are surrounded.
(okay this isn’t me..but you got to wonder…how does a couple keep quiet when the motion is in action?
Well, since this isn’t you, tell your “friend” that the shower is always an option. The running water covers some of the moaning. In the car, in the garage, is like High School all over again. A quickie in the basement while doing the laundry (multitasking!) is fun too.
You, (oops I mean your “friend”), need to look at it as a challenge, not a problem.
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